Yes, I jumped on the bandwagon. I had heard a little about buying an elf and how everyone’s children transformed into perfectly behaved angels once reminded that their elf was watching. I will admit I was lured in by the thought of using a plastic/plush toy to fool my children into good behavior… Even if it was only for a month. CBS aired a half hour cartoon depicting the tale and personal journey of Chippy, the Elf on the Shelf. Baby boy and Diva Darling demanded to watch it at least six times a day, and being that I too was enchanted I happily obliged. How else would I have heard the word “Extravaganzalorious”?! (use it daily) I quickly purchased our very own elf, but I should have seen the signs:
- Naming the Elf: Diva demanded he be named “Angel”. Baby boy insisted on “Bumblebee”. I came to the conclusion FOR them after their disagreement resulted in Baby boy taking a hand full of the Diva’s hair while firmly chanting “Bumblebee, Bumblebee, Bumblebee…….” He lost by default.
- Removing the Elf from his Box: Baby boy immediately touched it… Which we all now know if an Elf is touched by a child said Elf loses his magic.
DEAD RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER
Yet, their excitement did not fane. That is until three days later pre-teen daughter loudly points out in front of the babies “Wow, that elf hasn’t moved in a lot of days…. Guess you two broke it!” Commence melt-down times two.
Since then I will admit, the Elf rarely moves. To which I explain with “Well Angel was just so tired from flying to see Santa that he just landed where he used to be!” Followed with “Guess he’s just lazy…” from the teenager. Just file this parenting gem along with the massive tab the tooth fairy owes the pre-teen. Seriously, what kid loses teeth constantly from age 6-11?!
Miraculously their faith in Angel has yet to be deterred, yet neither has their behavior. When/if daddy or mommy attempt to use “Angel is watching you…” as a tantrum, fight or bad attitude deterrent the behavior does immediately stop. It stops because the given behavior becomes worse. That fit they were throwing? Compound that with the “NOWIMNOTGETTINGANYPRESENTS” fit. NOT PRETTY!
Lesson learned. I should never have expected my children to be governed by the spying of a lazy elf. As Diva Darling pointed out “Santa is always watching! And Jesus sees everything and they still love us so we will still get presents!!!” Touché’ young one!
<still waiting on this lazy elf to wrap all the presents he might have told Santa NOT to “make” had he flown to the North Pole. Perhaps I held him hostage…. I will never tell!>